tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15630507.post4621139699162248050..comments2023-05-17T06:21:31.258-07:00Comments on mmmm......donut.: Say, Bob....Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15630507.post-17228798708666908182009-01-19T11:24:00.000-08:002009-01-19T11:24:00.000-08:00I know normal hot dogs are-- I've seen the mold. ...I know normal hot dogs are-- I've seen the mold. You're right, though, that I don't know if these pre-assembled, frozen, "hot dogs" are capable of sustaining life.<BR/><BR/>I do think that a nutritious, satisfying, no prep time gruel might have a real market.stiillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10490048230661699628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15630507.post-55679795052703878522009-01-19T02:10:00.000-08:002009-01-19T02:10:00.000-08:00Well, I'm not entirely convinced that hot dogs are...Well, I'm not entirely convinced that hot dogs are capable of sustaining life, ketchup or not.<BR/><BR/>But I think there might be something to the idea that a product could be made that's somewhat nutritious, has a shelf-life of forever, needs no fancy preparation, and is cheap as dirt. <BR/><BR/>No, I don't mean Taco Bell. That shit ain't nutritious.<BR/><BR/>I'm thinking a "Hey, clearly you don't care about what you eat anyway, so why not just save the time, effort and money, and eat one of our gruel packets? They're better for you."<BR/><BR/>(bonus points of gruel packets contain just enough olestra (or something similar) that any binge-eating is self-correcting)transiithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14664211922757673740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15630507.post-11444555882071546972009-01-19T01:58:00.000-08:002009-01-19T01:58:00.000-08:00The amazing thing here is the taste/effort tradeof...The amazing thing here is the taste/effort tradeoff. For approximately 3 extra minutes of work, you could have something that actually tasted pretty good-- as opposed to gut-wrenchingly bad.<BR/><BR/>At this point, why specify the product? Just:<BR/><BR/>FOOD<BR/>- savory<BR/>- capable of sustaining life<BR/>- preparation requirement: ability to insert package into microwave; press start<BR/><BR/>Does the target audience need to know more?stiillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10490048230661699628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15630507.post-44935935240659034222009-01-18T20:17:00.000-08:002009-01-18T20:17:00.000-08:00I am waiting for the gourmet-low-cal, no-carb, wit...I am waiting for the gourmet-low-cal, no-carb, with white wine lunchable series for really busy wasteful people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com