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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Ongoing Dispute #10: The end all edition.

One last time.

  • Three cars were involved in a crash, and one car was on fire, 5:45pm

  • Bees made a hive inside a water meter and started to swarm, 9:27am

  • A tree was knocked over, and a car bumper was attached to it, 5:56am

  • An alleged drunken driver hit a parked car, then walked across the street and punched out a mirror of another car, 12:48am

  • A man who appeared to be intoxicated fell off a skateboard and bled, 10:12pm

  • A car and a bicycle collided, and the driver and the bicyclist were seen arguing, 12:40pm

  • An employee at the kite store on the pier reported the theft of a unique kite and then saw it being flown between Towers 3 and 5, 12:01pm

  • People were seen running and screaming after someone may have arrived at a party with a gun, 12:24am

  • Five male juveniles were setting off M-80s and firecrackers in a clubhouse area. The caller said the boys were "rude." 7:25pm

  • A man in a four-door vehicle crashed through a fence and into a swimming pool. A caller said the man got out of the vehicle, which was sinking, and he appeared to be drunk. The man was arrested on suspicion of DUI, 4:12pm

  • A caller said a man who was walking a small bulldog had kicked the dog five times and threw it against a wall, 1:13pm

  • A woman said the 7-year-old boy she was babysitting had run away. She said the boy did the same thing a week ago. An officer noted the woman seemed more upset that he left again than concerned. The boy was found and the babysitter said she was quitting, 12:09pm

  • A caller said one male and three female teen "skinheads" were playing "vulgar music" on an mp3 player inside a business, 10:36am

  • Bees made a hive on the base of a light post, 7:40am

  • A male hotel guest said his 58-year-old girlfriend hit him with an iron and he was bleeding. The woman called and said she picked up the iron because the man was strangling her, 4:27am

  • Someone was using a "very loud leaf blower." 2:28am

  • A black Mercedes Benz struck a child, 6:45pm

  • A caller said two drunken female teens were fighting because one was trying to keep the other from driving and had taken her keys. During the fight, one girl's bikini was ripped off, 4:18pm

  • A caller said a small blue car was "going about 2 miles per hour" in the center lane, impeding traffic. An officer stopped the driver and noted her license was suspended, 11:17am

  • A man said a credit card company called him and notified him of fraudulent activity on a credit card. He said he left the card and other property under a floor mat in his car. When he went to check for them, he noticed his 1996 Saturn SL1 had been stolen, 9:04am

  • A drunken man in his 30s was humping the ground on the beach near Tower 4, 4:58pm

  • A caller said a neighbor had been throwing cat feces over a common fence and into the caller's pool, 3:18pm

  • A caller said a 15-year-old girl wearing "a small outfit with heavy makeup" appeared to be prostituting herself near the street corner. An officer contacted the girl, who said she had just eaten at Chipotle and was walking to her boyfriend's house, 1:37pm

  • A caller said a man took a picture of her license plate and then leaned into her window and began yelling at her, accusing her of stalking him and threatening to hurt her. Officers contacted the man and forced him to delete the photo from his cell phone, 9:53am

  • A tan medium-sized dog without tags wandered into a store, 5:45am

  • A woman was screaming from her second-story apartment, "Don't strangle me," and "Somebody help me." 10:47pm

  • There was a huge swarm of bees on a light pole. The swarm was as big as a basketball, 7:19pm

  • A caller said when he returned from vacation, two $800 guitars and a $700 amplifier were missing. The person who was watching his house took them to a pawn shop, 5:43pm

  • Someone stole the caller's dog out of her back yard, 3:41pm

  • A caller was crying hysterically and said someone was going to come over and bash in her head. The police called the suspect who promised to talk their problems out next time instead of leaving "nasty" messages, 8:39am

  • A caller said they received a threatening e-mail that said their life was going to end unless they called a specific number and said a password, 7:38am

  • A man who was washing a garbage can said a man in a white pickup truck tried to run him over. The victim said the man in the truck cursed at him and said it was not a good time to be making so much noise, 12:33am


So what have we learned? Shit happens.

By popular request, I won't end OD entirely, but just the scheduled updates. Save it for when I see something really good or have nothing better to post.

(and again, as always, source: OC Register

2 comments:

viscousplatypus said...

Nothing about piƱata deaths. FOR SHAME.

http://www.downwithpinatas.com/

stiill said...

I wonder which report had the most officers show up to investigate?

"A caller said two drunken female teens were fighting because one was trying to keep the other from driving and had taken her keys. During the fight, one girl's bikini was ripped off, 4:18pm"

Hmm... maybe that one.