Still laugh every time I watch this.
And more... (some overlap, sure)
(I know, you're thinking, can't I just hear this whole story at once? And I say, "c'mon, I'm linking this stuff off youtube, what can I do?")
I know you're thinking "Oh, some crappy stand-up comic", right? Ok, maybe, but this guy used to sing for ye olde punk rock band Black Flag, and listening to his spoken word stuff had its hand into warping me a little back in my youth. (I can find people that'd be willing to give depositions that his spoken word stuff stuck a little too hard, trust me.)