It's no secret that I spend a little too much time on the internet, and as far as IM goes, I've been trying to find new conversation starters.
However, I think I will retire the following three, they just haven't done well.
"Run for your life!"
"I will destroy you."
"Does this look infected to you?"
Anyone that has other "Bad ways to try to start up conversation" tips, comments appreciated.
Of course, I'm "transiit" just about anywhere, so if you're having a slow night, I'm easy enough to find if you can't shake the boredom. I can totally amplify that for you.