Wrong.

Bittman is a great guy. I offer you this

Me, I like the cheapest oatmeal I can get. A little butter or some soy sauce and green onions or some sriracha (I have weird breakfast tastes)

I won't repeat the hyperbole that's spreading, but I think it's a good article. You should read it.

synonym or antonym?

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gack

And they wonder why I lost my faith