Boredom #1, arguing with IM bots.

[8:11] confident_woman83
::BUZZ::

[10:46] transiit
piss off.

[10:47] confident_woman83
hey there cutie???

[10:47] transiit
no

[10:47] confident_woman83
who is this again? Sorry I don't recognize the name lol

[10:48] transiit
By my records, you got the ball rolling, so...um....no?

[10:48] confident_woman83
Oh Ok LOL,Nice!how you doin??

[10:48] transiit
I'm brilliant. Best day in months.

[10:48] confident_woman83
I'm actually working right now what are you doing exactly??

[10:49] transiit
It would seem that I'm trying to participate in a conversation.

[10:49] transiit
I could be mistaken.

[10:49] confident_woman83
nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows :) It's pretty fun actually lol

[10:49] confident_woman83
I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ??

[10:50] transiit
So you're totally rocking the webcam porn spam angle, then?

[10:50] confident_woman83
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha

[10:50] transiit
I'm talking with a bot, huh?

[10:51] confident_woman83
whats a bot? im 100% all real and natural, from tits to ass!

[10:51] transiit
So how do you feel about the recent political debates regarding health care reform?

[10:52] confident_woman83
well I think i have my free friend's pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??

[10:52] transiit
Do you think a free pass would be interesting in the greater debate?

[10:53] confident_woman83
yes its free

[10:53] transiit
Wow, so I bet that'd totally sway congress, huh?

[10:53] confident_woman83
yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i'll let you pick! LOL

[10:54] transiit
Oh crap, don't want to get you in trouble....think you could forward me some cash to keep me silent?

[10:54] confident_woman83
k lol .. You joining me ? ;)

[10:55] transiit
Oh totally, I figure $50 is enough to keep me quiet about you forwarding free passes.

[10:55] confident_woman83
yes its free

[10:56] transiit
Yeah, so when do I get my money? I'd hate to have to turn you in, you know, you seem kinda nice.

[10:56] confident_woman83
Ok, go to (redacted) all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "friends of ME", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password:"diva" okay?

[10:57] transiit
Yeah, but when do I get paid?

[10:57] confident_woman83
yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

[10:57] transiit
Are you saying I have to wait until my next birthday?

[10:57] confident_woman83
k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00, if so you are good for my free friend's pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges

[10:58] transiit
Yeah, but where's my kickback for not turning you in for bending the rules?

[10:58] confident_woman83
CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend's pass :)

[10:59] transiit
Right, right. So when do I get my kick-back?

[10:59] confident_woman83
ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

[10:59] transiit
Clearly I am dealing with a bot. Let's have some fun.

[11:00] confident_woman83
whats a bot? im 100% all real and natural, from tits to ass!

[11:00] transiit
So how's your medical history? Did the antibiotics clear things up?

[11:00] confident_woman83
k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me waiting!

[11:02] transiit
On a scale of 1 to 10, would you consider your sores 1 (temporary) or 10 (festering, leaking pus, and now under quarantine from the CDC)?

[11:02] confident_woman83
k

[11:03] transiit
'k' seems like a bit off the chart from 1 to 10.

[11:03] transiit
just sayin'

[11:03] confident_woman83
k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I'm the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There's a chat there so I'll see u there babe ... maybe u tell me what to do ;)

[11:03] confident_woman83
k

[11:03] transiit
Cool, so do you spray pus at the camera?

[11:09] transiit
Seriously, I'm sure somebody finds that pretty hot, watching you bust pustules open on your webcam.

[11:10] confident_woman83
:(

[11:10] transiit
You don't think there's a whole crowd of cam-watchers out there that wouldn't be into that?

[11:10] confident_woman83
if its not working u can always visit me on my other site.. go to (redacted) fill out the form and when you see the secret code box put in adminpass09 and ur set with my trial pass!!

[11:11] transiit
Think about it: *squeeze* *pop* *squeeze* *pop*

[11:11] transiit
Somebody would totally pay for that.

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So what did I learn here? Even IM bots aren't happy about poppin' pustules. Who knew?