New theory

So due to some ill-conceived timing, I ended up grabbing dinner at Denny's tonight.

Haven't eaten there in years, and I made the mistake of walking in hungry.

Of course, not long after I left, I felt like I was teetering over the precipice of being violently ill.

So here's the new theory: Much less vomit would be spilled after a night of drinking and debauchery if it were less popular to visit such establishments as part of the evening's activities.

Seriously, I was totally sober, and even I felt like spewing afterward.

And now, some hours later, the indigestion...