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Friday, June 19, 2009

Quote of the Day

"This is not butt-wiping fun time."


transiit said...

Follow up: "Titty-twisters transcend religion."

boo said...

TittieTwisters absolutely do transcend religion.


However, I do think it is equally as funny when guys get them as do when girls (especially if it is at family gatherings or formal dinner parties). Unless I am the twistee. Then I'd be forced to one-up and ... let's just say that some people will go YEARS wondering what that funny smell is in the car before some mechanic tells them that there are fishbones in the air vents. Tiny little used-to-be-mustard-sardines fishbones.

And that's just the residuals.

Why are pranks so much fun?

I need to stop typing now.