Quotables.

It was a weird evening.

• "I wasn't as burnt out before I met you"


• "I tried to make the sounds of sexy but it wasn't working because I was so freaked out."


• "Your straw has absorbed a whole lot of liquid. I didn't know they could suck like that, those straws."


• "It's like little tentacles from my brain are stroking your hand."

Obligatory "that's what she said" joke here.